Michael Lohan, father of young gossip magnet and self-proclaimed bi-sexual Lindsay Lohan, is obviously not pleased with his daughter’s love interest, club DJ Samantha Ronson. He had recently attacked the sister of award-winning music producer Mark Ronson, calling her a ‘parasite.’ In a recent interview, Michael—who has been very vocal in the past about his distaste for his daughter’s gay relationship—has stated that Samantha has refused to let Lindsay spend time with the rest of the Lohan family over the holiday period.

Michael sees Samantha as a bad influence, saying: “”I was prompted to do this by people who know the truth and were tired of people slamming me for standing up for what is right.

“Sure, I made mistakes, but I paid the price and I am trying my best to turn it all around. The same thing I hope for Lindsay and anyone else, on any level, in her position.

“I remained silent for quite a long time but when Sam prompted Lindsay to write that blog and kept her away from her siblings during Christmas – that was the final straw.”

Michael appears to be particularly infuriated with Samantha due this alleged blog entry that Samantha wrote on Lindsay’s MySpace page. The blog entry was said to have contained very sharp and bitter commentary against Michael, mentioning the fact that he was the father of an illegitimate 14-year-old daughter.

“I am 99 per cent certain that Lindsay’s blog was authored by Samantha,” Michael insisted.

Besides calling the 31-year-old DJ a ‘parasite,’ he also called her a ‘dark, hideous and a disgusting representation of humanity.’

Besides being younger sis to Mark, Samantha is also the twin sister of fashion designer Charlotte Ronson, and the step-daughter of Foreigner guitarist Mick Jones, and co-owns the New York City nightclub The Plumm. In a December 2008 interview, Lindsay herself declared their lesbian relationship public, stating: “I think it’s pretty obvious who I’m seeing… I think it’s no shock to anyone that it’s been going on for quite some time… She’s a wonderful person and I love her very much.”

On Monday (January 5), Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway pose for pics and meet/greet fans at the AMC Loews in Lincoln Square for the big New York City premiere.

Enjoy the movie preview of “Bride Wars”, starring: Kate Hudson, Anne Hathaway and Candice Bergen. Directed by Gary Winick.

On Monday (January 5), Penelope Cruz looked hot with her sexy fringed-out black one-shoulder minidress and flirty cropped coif as she posed for paparazzi at the 2008 New York Film Critic’s Circle Awards.

The “Vanilla Sky” babe won the award for Best Supporting Actress for her role in Woody Allen’s “Vicky Cristina Barcelona.”

Congrats Miss Cruz! Your quite the accomplished actress.

In the midst of child stars who grow up to be adult actors in their own right, vivacious actress Eva Mendes claims how glad she is that she started her own career off when she was already grown up. The American bombshell first gained star status at the relatively mature age of 28 in 2003’s action car flick “2 Fast 2 Furious.” She states that she feels very lucky to have had enough maturity from the very beginning of her career, unlike many members of young Hollywood who appear to lack the said maturity when dealing with the pressures of fame.

Eva states: “There are a lot of lost little souls in Hollywood - a lot of young women who have so much, who come into fame and fortune when they are young, and it’s very difficult to handle that.

“I just thank my lucky stars for being an adult before being an actress.”

Besides the maturity issue, she also claims how upset she is by rumors that she often gets catty with her female co-stars. The press often bugs this “The Women” star about her alleged disputes, and she gets really annoyed in the process. She explains that her getting bitchy and insecure around other women as beautiful as she is is a downright stereotype and should not be taken seriously in any way.

Eva says: “It’s a very sexist way of thinking. Nobody ever asks that when men work together in an ensemble cast. I have been in the business 10 years and I’ve never had a negative situation with another actress - ever!”

Her co-stars in “The Women” include Meg Ryan, Annette Bening, Jada Pinkett Smith, Candice Bergen, Carrie Fisher, Debi Mazar and Debra Messing—lovely ladies all. The comedy film, directed by Diane English, is an updated version of the 1939 film of the same name directed by George Cukor, which was itself based on a 1936 play written by Clare Booth Luce. The film revolves around a set of gorgeous Manhattan socialites who take idle gossip very seriously.

The King of Pop plans to make peace with his long-time Beatle foe. After a rivalry that has spanned nearly 24 years, Michael Jackson is thinking of giving his portion of the highly profitable Beatles back catalogue to Sir Paul McCartney, one of the Beatles’ main songwriters. McCartney was obviously infuriated when the Gloved One outbid him back in 1985 to gain the possession of the 350 million-pound publishing rights for the entire Lennon-McCartney songbook. Now, he might just get back what he deserved.

Jackson, who is reportedly undergoing a serious genetic lung disease, longs to settle their squabble in case his condition gets much worse. In the latest version of his will, he has indicated that McCartney will have full power over the songbook the moment Jackson passes away.

It has been revealed by sources close to Jackson that he has always felt upset over the feud with the knighted Beatle. One source stated: “Michael is worried about his health so he decided it was time to look at his finances. Most of his estate has been divided up between his three children. But Michael told his lawyers that he was sad as he no longer talks to Sir Paul and said he wanted to make things right.”

The source went on to say: “Michael is suffering serious back and leg pain. He spends a lot of time in bed and a wheelchair. He weighs just over seven stone and is very frail. He’s also had a nasty bout of emphysema and there have been reports he has another lung disease.”

Songs from the Lennon-McCartney songbook include many of history’s greatest pop songs such as “Across the Universe,” “Blackbird,” “The Fool on the Hill,” “Ticket to Ride,” “Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown,” “The Long and Winding Road,” “Here, There and Everywhere,” “I Want to Hold Your Hand,” “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds,” “Let It Be,” “Yellow Submarine,” and “You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away.” Suffice it to say that classics such as these would garner lots of profits for the person who has control over them.

Thanks to fake lesbian love, Samantha Ronson has been raking in the dineros. The club DJ and sister to hit music producer Mark Ronson and fashion designer Charlotte Ronson, used to receive $1500 a night, but she now brings in $25,000 a night thanks to her very famous and very special friend Lindsay Lohan. This makes her yearly income a whopping $3 million a year; not too shabby for sticking to a relationship full of intrigue and conflict.

“While Sam never contractually agrees that Lindsay will show up to her shows, promoters, owners and publicists all know that if you book Sam, there’s a high likelihood Lindsay will also show,” said an insider who happens to rub elbows with the celebrity couple. “Sam’s now asking for a lot more money to spin, and she’s getting it easily.”

Besides simply getting to see the two of them together, people also get their money’s worth seeing the two of them fight, which seems to be happening at greater and greater frequency lately. Sam has been trying to get her very own record produced, and is adamant that her Mean Girls girlfriend, who is also known for killing careers in a jiffy, not meddle during the album’s production.

At a club in Miami recently, Lohan was sulking alone in one spot and, when asked if she was doing alright, her response was, “Sam is hired to host tonight, not me.”

“They fight everyday,” a friend of theirs divulged. “It’s just jealousy and childish bickering over the fact that neither feels the other pays enough attention. While they really do love each other, this relationship will be over by March.”

There has been much speculation over how authentic their relationship is. Many have accused Lohan of pretending to be a lesbian in yet another attempt to get everyone’s attention. It seems, this time around, that Ronson has also been getting plenty of benefits in return. Besides getting exclusive rights to Lohan’s famous knockers, she also gets to be a millionaire! Whether true, lesbian love or true financial dependence will keep their flame alive, however, remains to be seen.

Funny man Adam Sandler, known for his crass, college boy humor in movies such as Billy Madison and Happy Gilmore, as well as his surprising turn as a bona fide dramatic actor in films like Punch-Drunk Love and Spanglish, tries his hand at a new genre: kid’s flicks. His latest project is Bedtime Stories, a heartwarming comedy aimed at families. The film is his first time to work with family entertainment empire Walt Disney Pictures.

Bedtime Stories, directed by Bringing down the House director Adam Shankman, does feature Sandler as an underachiever (a handyman for a fancy, super-sanitized hotel in Hollywood), a facet which comprises most of his past roles, but this time with a magical twist. When his character’s sister, played by Friends star Courtney Cox, loses her school principal job, she gets Sandler and her friend, played by Felicity sweetheart Keri Russell, to take care of her two kids, played by Laura Ann Kesling and Jonathan Morgan Heit. Sandler finds out that his only child-rearing skills lie in telling bedtime stories, so he sticks to this night after night. The kids have even taken to contributing to the stories, too.

Strangely enough, the stories start coming true, with Sandler experiencing parts of his bedtime stories in his real life. Naturally, hilarity ensues. Matt Lopez and Tim Herlihy’s screenplay is a great medium for Sandler’s comic genius, giving him a situation that allows for plenty of wacky characters and even wackier situations. As with any family film, the presence of a trained guinea pig also makes everything even lighter and funnier.

Besides Sandler, Cox and Russell, British actor Russell Brand also adds extra comic relief to the film, playing a hotel waiter and Sandler’s best bud. Seemingly miscast actors, however, include Guy Pearce as the hotel manager and Xena: Warrior Princess’s Lucy Lawless as Pearce’s sidekick.

At the end of the day, Bedtime Stories truly lives up to its name: a film full of imagination and crazy, impossible situations. Sandler’s talent, however, is as real as it gets. It seems that this man can take any genre and make it his own.

Watch the “Bedtime Stories Trailer” and enjoy the pictures from the premiere of “Bedtime Stories” (December 18).

Scarlett Johansson, who has been called “Sexiest Woman Alive” and “Sexiest Celebrity” in recent years, has no plans to get knocked up just yet. The Lost in Translation actress wed Blade actor Ryan Reynolds in a clandestine ceremony last September. Despite the seeming hastiness of their decision to tie the knot, Johansson claims that she is much too young to start making any babies with him, opting instead to continue her focus on her acting career.

“I’m 24 years old!” she said. “I’ve got a lot of time for that. I love to work and I’m enjoying myself right now.” She does feel certain, however, that she would become a mother herself in due time. Not any time in the immediate future, but most certainly somewhere down the line with Ryan. In a recent interview with US television show Entertainment Tonight, she adds, “Someday in the distant future I’m sure I’ll want to enjoy that part of my life. But I’m not ready for that yet.”

Nonetheless, Johansson has had enough of a history changing her mind in terms of career plans. She may sound adamant about a particular choice for her private life at one moment, and then completely disregard it in the next.

She and Reynolds, who used to date and had been engaged to Canadian rocker Alanis Morissette, got themselves engaged last May. At the time of the engagement, Scarlett was very vocal to the press about not going down the aisle just yet.

She had announced: “We’re just enjoying our time. We are just recently - very recently - engaged. So we are just taking it easy. And there is no big plan yet.

“I mean, I’m 23. There is no reason to rush into it. Everything feels very natural and relaxed.”

Before any of this, Johansson used to speak up in public about her ideas on marriage, which used to be fraught with apprehension. She believed that the nature of human beings and the concept of monogamy don’t really go hand in hand. She did, however, claim that, when in a relationship, she still works hard “to make it work in a monogamous way.”

In Esquire magazine’s regular “What I’ve Learned” section, heiress, celebutante and overall media princess Paris Hilton hands out a few nuggets of wisdom. It’s not surprising that someone as saturated in the limelight can have some pretty out-there ideas about herself. Nonetheless, anything that comes out of Paris’s pink, puckered mouth is very amusing to us regular folk, at the very least.

Here are just a few excerpts from the section:

“There are definitely a lot of misconceptions about me out there. ‘Oh, she doesn’t work. She doesn’t do anything. She just gets money from her family.’ That’s not true at all. I was up making phone calls at seven in the morning, and I’ll be working until 1:00 A.M.”

“I was the oldest granddaughter. Everyone was so excited that I was born; they would always take pictures of me. My grandma would call me Marilyn Monroe or Grace Kelly. Ever since I was little, it’s what I knew I wanted to do–be a blond icon.”

“Once I’ve worn a dress, I can never wear it again. I give them to charities and they auction them off to help people with breast cancer, multiple sclerosis, and AIDS. Some that are really, really special, I keep in storage for my daughters. They’ll be vintage by then. I think my daughters will love them.”

“The best thing I’ve ever bought with money is my house. I call it my Paris Palace. It’s beautiful. Every room has beautiful crystal chandeliers and amazing moldings from Italy. When people come over they say, ‘Hey, this looks just like you.’”

“Because of my last name and the way I look, some people think I’m a spoiled brat. But I’m not like that at all. I’m one of the most down-to-earth people I know out of anyone in Hollywood.”

“Things may seem to naturally come my way. But I work hard for them, too. I have good karma.”

“You may not be able to be hot when you’re seventy-five in a conventional sense. Like, young people won’t think you’re hot. But your husband will, and so will people your own age.”